ZOST supplied photo, appearance will definitely be different
LOST & FOUNDNationwideLOST: The good tape measure. 25-foot. The one that actually locks. Not the backup. Not the backup’s backup. The real one. Last seen measuring something that “would only take a second.” Now believed to be in another dimension with every 10mm socket ever owned. If found, do not use it. Just text a photo so we know it’s alive.
CA-2026-00009 · keywords: lost · found · lost and found · tape measure · 25 foot · tools · funny · construction humor · oregon · clackamas
Removes Nov 20, 2026
- Item:
- The good tape measure (25-foot, the one that locks)
- When:
- Believed to be in another dimension with every 10mm socket
- Title:
- LOST: The good tape measure
- Where:
- Last seen measuring something that “would only take a second”
- Reward:
- Just text a photo so we know it’s alive
- Status:
- Lost