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LOST & FOUNDNationwideLOST: One (1) sense of direction. Last seen confidently announcing “it’s just up the road” somewhere between the jobsite and the wrong county. Answers to “we’re almost there.” Does not answer to maps, GPS, or the passenger who has been quietly suffering for 40 minutes. If found, please return before the driver starts explaining how the road “used to go through.” Reward: gas money and the right to say “I told you so” exactly once.
CA-2026-00007 · keywords: lost · found · lost and found · sense of direction · jobsite · funny · construction humor · oregon · clackamas
Removes Nov 20, 2026
- Item:
- One (1) sense of direction
- When:
- Last seen confidently announcing “it’s just up the road”
- Title:
- LOST: One (1) sense of direction
- Where:
- Somewhere between the jobsite and the wrong county
- Reward:
- Gas money and the right to say “I told you so” exactly once
- Status:
- Lost